Butch versus Femme Test

“Arf. Encore un test complètement débile !”

J’avoue que c’est ce qui m’est passé à l’esprit quand j’en ai entendu parlé sur le (brand new !)  blog d’yXelle la première fois… Et puis l’ennui aidant un soir de surf Internet pas productif pour un sous j’y suis revenue…

Tout en répondant aux questions j’avoue que j’étais encore assez dubitative quant un éventuel résultat ne serait-ce que proche de la vérité (la mienne en tout cas) jusqu’à ce qu’il s’affiche à l’écran. Bluffée… à deux phrases près… mais bluffée quant même !

Jugez-en par vous-même.

“Your score placed you in the category of Androgyne. This is the true middle of the road, neither butch nor femme. You may also wish to review Soft Androgyne and Hard Androgyne, the two categories surrounding you. In a ranking across the femme/butch gamut, if 1 is femme and 100 is butch, you fall between 48 and 52 on the scale. For a review of where you fall in the overall population in numbers, refer to this chart. Your group encompasses folks of all types, genders, and orientations, though is not as large a part of the population as the hard and soft androgynes surrounding you.

You are the best of both worlds, and have absolutely no feeling of being either femme or butch. You see yourself as “you” and that’s all that matters. You dislike labels, surprised yourself by even taking this test, and are now laughing as you identify with this definition!

You switch roles fluidly without thinking from nurturing/subordinate to providing/leading as the situation demands. You are often a jack or jill of all trades and master of a few, but not all.

In clothing you go for the practical, not always bothering with the concept of neatness if that interferes with comfort or the time it takes to get dressed. Wrinkles don’t drive you crazy, though you do prefer to keep reasonably up to date in your style, without going to any extreme in it.

You are shy in many ways, being intimidated by overt aggression as well as complete silence in a conversation. You tend to babble to fill silent space and clam up when confronted.

Odds are good astrologically that you are a Libra, Pisces, Gemini, or Aquarius.

You’re willing to try anything once as long as it does not pose a risk to you. You’re also good at doing just about any job, as long as you find a way to get trained for it. Physically, you’re average in fitness, not being overly concerned about being either “curvy” or “chisled”. If you are female and have some endowments, you wear a bra in public but not at home.

For partners you are comfortable with all types, for you are a peacemaker and changeling at heart, changing yourself to fit the situation and avoid hostility. You aren’t a doormat, though, and do express your opionions.”

Du coup, si vous avez du temps à perdre le temps de répondre à 100 questions ce test est pour vous !

Pardon ?… les deux phrases avec lesquelles je ne suis pas d’accord ? Je ne suis pas shy déjà (ou plutôt j’ai tendance à dire que je suis une timide qui s’ignore) et je n’appartient à aucun des quatre signes astrologiques évoqués (même pas en tant qu’ascendant) !

Par contre j’ai adoré le “You are the best of both worlds, and have absolutely no feeling of being either femme or butch. You see yourself as “you” and that’s all that matters. You dislike labels, surprised yourself by even taking this test, and are now laughing as you identify with this definition!”. Incroyable !

Traduction ? “Vous êtes le meilleur des deux mondes, et n’avez absolument pas le sentiment d’être femme ou butch. Vous vous voyez comme “vous” et c’est tout ce qui compte. Vous détestez des étiquettes, vous surprenant vous même ne serait-ce que d’avoir fait ce test, et riez maintenant de vous identifier à/vous retrouver dans cette définition !”

Comment caresser sa lectrice dans le sens du poil tout en flattant son égo en deux leçons: “best of both world” tout un programme, non ? Best of both world…